I am an attractive female even though I am 72 years old.  I am blessed with my mother's arthritis toes and fingers.  So ugly.  I can not wear sandals because my toes are so crocked....I can't wear knee highs and sandels because my feet are so ugly....can you suggest anything that can be done?

 

 

Dear 72 and counting,

Really?  at 72, ugly feet occupies your thoughts.  I would hope at 72 my mind is in other more productive areas.  I know my mother is turning 70 this year and I've not seen her happier and out and about more.  I just suggest that you wear what's comfortable.  If you're comfortable, happy and sipping umbrella drinks with a smile on a sandy beach any man that approaches you will be taken aback far more by your attitude and sweet smile and what you have going on above the ankles to be concerned about your toes. Life is too short to be bogged down on that one, have a drink on me...

The Toe Man